USAmalia's floral adventures

In the past, holly and I wouldn't go near a fake flower, let alone stomach touching one. The thought of a fake arrangement in a vase would actually force our faces into the expression you do after a shot of whisky. Recently, as you probably know we've become more open minded towards them. The flower drum was recently commissioned to create extravagant faux flower bombs to Razzy Dazz the windows of Alannah Hill. Holly instantly felt honoured yet shocked to the core, How was she going to make friends with such synthetic profanities? Although much blood sweat and RSI tears were suffered, the finished product in the glossy windows of Alannah Hill is more than impressive, especially since she created 50 billion bombs virtually on her own! If asked, would she like to see another ever lasting flower again she'd probably Scream NO WAY MAN! Although, I have a sneaky suspicion she's formed some kind of bond while spending a ridiculous amount of time alone with them. While she was breaking the fake flower bomb making record I was in the USA having my own experiences with fakies. It seems fake breasts and tans aren't the only thing that's popular around here. Iv'e spotted numerous shops dedicated to ridiculously real looking  ''lasting art". Shop keepers are even taking it as far as spritsing 'floral' perfume everywhere to give the illusion you're in a genuine florist. So before you go getting dazzled by my photo's and order a faux bouquet for your 'big day' remember to ENJOY FAKE FLOWERS RESPONSIBLY. Don't go wearing a fake flower headband just because Katy Perry did or one of those trendy silk flower necklaces. If you want my advice, take advantage of the times we're living in. The real thing is abundant NOW and it doesn't have to cost $3 a stem. Owning your own piece of delightful scented nature could be as easy as planting some seeds, or  discovering your local market, or even more exciting, putting on a balaclava and taking some scissors for a walk around your neighbourhood.  
Signing off, Mylee G. Abroad 




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