If you think your second cousins sister is funny looking, check this out!
Comfortably nestled among a bucket of petals I found this double whammy rose.
I pulled it out of the bucket and closely inspected it, not unlike the way you look through the crack in a piggy bank to see if there is enough money in there to buy a coffee.
You know, really close up, with one eye closed so the other eye has extra inspecting power.
No one really seemed to think it was a big deal, so much so, that the market lady just told me I could have this mongoloid flower, she was like… “yeah its fairly uncommon.”
Oh yeah, fairly uncommon is it? I bought another 3 bunches of roses, and low and behold… another conjoined twin. Mylee, pass me the scalpel!