UPLATE UPDATE - THE FAXTS

OOHHH MY GOSH! NEW FLORIFIC DISCOVERY!

THE AMALIASEPTODRAINGREA!

THRIVES IN EYE BOGGLING PATTERNED CONDITIONS AND SANDY SOIL. BLOOMS BEST PICKED BY THE LIGHT OF A FULL MOON. AND IF YOU LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY, AS THE WIND BLOWS, THE AMALIASEPTODRAINGREA MAKES A SOUND NOT UNLIKE THE SWEET GENTLE BUZZ OF A KAZOO.

BTW. HAVE YOU ORDERED YOUR VALENTINES DAY FLOWERS? ORDERS CLOSE THIS WEDNESDAY. DONT GET YOUR HEART RIPPED OUT AND THROWN INTO THE BLENDER.