For those of you not in the g-nowe dancing ladies are a fine specimen of awkwards.
Sometimes fancily known as Oncidium flexuosum, and quite the babe of the horticulture world, they are in fact, not strippers. They are the yellow orchids pictured below.
I think all of the above ingredients might get made into a flower crown.
How do I know that? I just do. Because I'm sidekick