colour me canary

I want a bird. Not just any bird, I want a canary, dont get confused with the common budgie. A canary. Maybe a blue one or a yellow one.  I have even bought the bird a home.   AND I DECORATED IT! SEE!

I told my dad, he said maybe just get a fake one for now. And I thought that was weird. And then I thought something weirder. My mum used to keep pretend birds in a wooden cage hanging off a tree in our loungeroom. You know what else is weird? THIS GUY