express your shelf

Flowers can be used to express all sorts of words that you don't quite know how to say - 

I forgot your birthday, I'm a moron - Sorry heres some flowers.

Oh, congratulations you have given birth to a funny looking baby, heres some flowers to cheer you up

BUT WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE IN BOUQUET FORM? 

And why cant you say bugger off with a bunch of flowers? 

Well maybe you can't, but I CAN! let me know if i can help you...